I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.